SI: Strange as it may seem, some ball players nowadays are gay. ESPN: Gay? SI: Gay, gay. Now, on the Washington team, Who's gay, What's straight, I don't know about third base-- ESPN: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of...
Monday's my night. It has one fewer person. "Lucky you, Magyar!" No, you don't know these people. Stacked night, great laughs, I'm just happy to be on stage here. Please show up. Entry requires 2 cans of food or a free ticket you already bummed from me...
(via Christina Holland) This is just the worst. The Texas Doofus-in-Chief attempts to shame Wendy Davis for being a "teen mom" at 19. I know the cultural norm for first-time motherhood is shifting older and older, but come on, 19 is an adult. You can...
The new logo.
Moving is the worst thing that can happen to you while you're alive, and the dead probably loathe it as well. Moving is all the most annoying tasks of adult life crammed into one awful fortnight: clean the closets out, call the utility company, carry...
So I've been Libertarian -- on the streets and in the voting booth -- since my 18th birthday. I switched for one Presidential election in 2004 when the Libs nominated obvious opportunistic Republican turncoat Bob Barr and the Dems nominated a decent human...
People who don't even know me keep telling me, "You'll be a great dad." How do you know? I'm not even sure I'm a good person. I'm rude to bank tellers sometimes. I'm actively indifferent to cats, even the cute ones. I don't tip at Chipotle and I react...
I'm sure I don't know. There are a few possibilities available in our culture. Many people believe in a personification. Even those who acknowledge God as a being greater than ourselves sometimes do so via personification -- He is greater than us: capitalizing...
Yep, about to write a blog post on Homeland Security with a Queensryche song as the post title. This is some slacker-era activism, baby. Lace up your Doc Martens and get ready to organize a protest without the benefit of social media. So why does the...
There was a day a little more than five years ago when I withdrew a hundred dollar bill from the bank and walked around with it. I was going through a divorce and hadn't yet met Veronica, and money was hard to come by. This day, when I pulled out the...
I'm sharing this to win a contest and also because it's my favorite song right now. Official Music Video for Savoir Adore's single, Dreamers. Off our new record, Our Nature "Like" us on facebook!
The set. Used the phrase "I panicked" three times, which should give you an idea of my state of mind. I was voted through to the semi-final round, but this set got a better response, even though that shirt kind of makes me look beefy.
Hysterical video made by people I know. The proximity to fame is exhilarating. A revolutionary new multi-purpose solution to everyday problems. http://bit.ly/slobsvids http://fb.me/slobscomedy "But Wait There's More" written by Sara Reihani, Lucas Molandes,...
Charlotte calls her best friend -- white noise. Charlotte calls her best friend -- white noise.
What's Up Charlotte Episode 12. Uploaded by Chris Magyar on Oct 23 2011. The education of Charlotte Alexandra begins with a brief tour of the internet. What's Up Charlotte Episode 12. Uploaded by Chris Magyar on Oct 23 2011. The education of Charlotte...
Facebook: brag. Twitter: mock. Tumblr: steal. Google+: advertise. Vine: panic. LinkedIn: hope. Pinterest: hint. Instagram: annoy. Reddit: ask. YouTube: perform. Classmates.com: perv. Flickr: store. Foursquare: compete. Yelp: bitch. MySpace: listen. Kickstarter:...
The sorts of deep thoughts and conversations we've been having lately. The sorts of deep thoughts and conversations we've been having lately.
I really can't believe I get to live with this awesome little tiger. Yes, she was getting the colors of every firework right. And! She peed in her first outhouse, which is some black-belt-level potty training right there. With Veronica Magyar at Lockhart,...
MY 1988 SUMMER JAM - I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED UNTIL TODAY AND I FOUND IT AND IT'S STILL GLORIOUS. Watch in HQ of picture and sound by DreamRunner
Typed clumsily on my iPhone while I ignored actual human beings
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.
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I Just Texted To Say I Love You, Stevie Wonder 1-212-867-5309, Tommy Tutone Don't Change Providers Without Backing Up And Thereby Lose My Number, Phil Collins Voice Dial My Heart, The Boys Face Time Dirty To Me, Poison
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