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    <title><![CDATA[What's God?]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jul 2013 06:07:57 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I'm sure I don't know. There are a few possibilities available in our culture. Many people believe in a personification. Even those who acknowledge God as a being greater than ourselves sometimes do so via personification -- He is greater than us: capitalizing... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[RT @gknauss: Plane crash at SFO....]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2013 20:53:36 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[RT @gknauss: Plane crash at SFO. http://t.co/iUCvYdXn35 Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[AOL was just Facebook without selfies.]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2013 08:31:00 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[AOL was just Facebook without selfies. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[1998 called. It wants this joke format back.]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2013 07:57:43 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[1998 called. It wants this joke format back. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[RT @briangaar: I've been a journalist for 15 years...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2013 04:39:01 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[RT @briangaar: I've been a journalist for 15 years and I can assure you that every TV reporter is an idiot Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The &quot;it's always five o'clock somewhere&quot; guy...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jul 2013 04:38:47 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The "it's always five o'clock somewhere" guy realizes slowly that it's also always 8 a.m. somewhere. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The top story here today in Texas is &quot;college...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 22:25:33 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[The top story here today in Texas is "college football." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Dr. Pepper is my anti-drug. **FILL MY SUPERSOAKER...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 20:02:58 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Dr. Pepper is my anti-drug. **FILL MY SUPERSOAKER WITH DR PEPPER AND SQUIRT ALL YOUR COCAINE OFF MY COFFEE TABLE** Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[&quot;YOU KIDS STOP PLAYING GRAB-ASS ON MY LAWN!&quot;...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 17:40:17 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA["YOU KIDS STOP PLAYING GRAB-ASS ON MY LAWN!" Buffalo Bills practice squad hangs their heads and gets on their bikes to go home. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[I will be performing 5 minutes of jokes at this...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 17:13:59 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I will be performing 5 minutes of jokes at this thing, after which three people will judge me publicly at my expense. Nobody wants life to work like this but sometimes it does, kids. It's $10 but the beer is "a word that sounds like FREE but would be... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[&quot;Fuck the patriarchy!&quot; -gays]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 07:07:06 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA["Fuck the patriarchy!" -gays Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[#FF ☆。★。☆。★  。☆ 。☆。☆  ...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 07:00:20 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[#FF ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。＼｜／。★ ★。／｜＼。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。 ★。 ☆ ★ Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[I really can't believe I get to live with this...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 06:20:24 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I really can't believe I get to live with this awesome little tiger. Yes, she was getting the colors of every firework right. And! She peed in her first outhouse, which is some black-belt-level potty training right there. With Veronica Magyar at Lockhart,... ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Today, I've been married for three years to...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2013 06:17:03 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Today, I've been married for three years to Veronica Magyar, and in that time my life has gotten incrementally better every single day. Science says: not a coincidence. Love you, baby. Show me the emoticon for sappy-goopy-goop face later? ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[If you told me 5 years ago I'd spend a holiday...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2013 19:09:52 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[If you told me 5 years ago I'd spend a holiday hosing off a naked toddler in the backyard I'd say "don't tweet that nobody wants to hear it" Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 04, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[If you told me 5 years ago I'd spend a holiday...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2013 19:07:26 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[If you told me 5 years ago I'd spend a holiday hosing down a naked toddler I'd say Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 04, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Remember that episode of &quot;This Old House&quot; when...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Thu, 04 Jul 2013 05:04:51 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[Remember that episode of "This Old House" when they pulled up the wainscoting and found dry rot? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 04, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[I think we all just need to take a deep breath...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2013 20:58:45 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I think we all just need to take a deep breath every second or two or we'll die. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[I'm so vain I bet I think this song is about me.]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2013 19:26:42 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I'm so vain I bet I think this song is about me. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[I lead a purpose-driven life. (Meta-lie! Cuz it's...]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2013 07:02:28 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA[I lead a purpose-driven life. (Meta-lie! Cuz it's tweeted! GET IT??????????????????????????) Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[McDonald's invented a spokesperson named Grimace...]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[McDonald's invented a spokesperson named Grimace and none of us took that as a warning. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[You ever eavesdrop on someone's conversation and...]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[You ever eavesdrop on someone's conversation and think of how you would totally contribute smarter thoughts? #FirstWorldSolutions Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[&quot;You're a green one / Mr. Grinch&quot; - Autistic Dr....]]></title>
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    <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jul 2013 05:28:59 +0200</pubDate>
    <description><![CDATA["You're a green one / Mr. Grinch" - Autistic Dr. Seuss Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[The Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew the...]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[The Big Bad Wolf huffed and puffed and blew the third little pig. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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    <title><![CDATA[Playing phone solitaire in the corner of the bar...]]></title>
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    <description><![CDATA[Playing phone solitaire in the corner of the bar just cured my social anxiety. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013 ]]></description>
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