Sarah McLachlan songs are my spirit animal. RIP, spirit animal. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10, 2013
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The first rule of Fight Club is make sure you mention you read the book. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10,...
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Ever think you're going to burp and you accidentally racist instead? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10, 20...
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Blessed are they who sit in the front row, for they shall inherit the unnecessary questions. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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The Kama Sutra has no drawing of the eye fuck this dog just worked over on me. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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Out: zombies, unicorns, marshmallow peeps. In: burlap, pestilence, gruel. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10,...
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In conclusion, I'm calling in sick to work. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 09, 2013
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Guess who's an emotional wreck in the middle of the night when his daughter is crying from teething pains? THAT'S...
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I think I'm too drunk to be on Twitter. *reads rest of twitter* Nah, I'm cool. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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There once was a man from Nantucket who dreamed that his wife sure could hold on my baby's crying Chris Magyar...
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