Practice random acts of kidness. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 28, 2013
Learn moreI will be participating in the city comedy competition this evening. Meet me out front of Cap City Comedy Club...
Learn moreI'm trying hard not to be drunk. Also: trying hard not to be an aardvark. Also: trying hard not to tweet. #ThereIsNoTry...
Learn moreOdds are almost even it's me, all of them, right away, with "comedy." #innuendo Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
Learn moreI keep a spreadsheet of who has favorited my tweets and how frequently and I judge you all accordingly. Chris Magyar...
Learn moreIn order of rad: 1. BBQ 2. Barbecue 3. Bar-B-Q 4. Barbie 5. Barbeque 6. Grill 7. Albuquerque Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
Learn moreA bunch of snails died trying to climb up my new grill's cover last night, which is great because it means I get...
Learn moreI'm sharing this to win a contest and also because it's my favorite song right now. Official Music Video for Savoir...
Learn morePregnancy glow is a warning to predators that this animal's stomach is full of ketchup and chocolate. Chris Magyar...
Learn moreI guess we were all taught in school that your pledge of allegiance to the flag expired after 24 hours. Chris Magyar...
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