I'm sure I don't know. There are a few possibilities available in our culture. Many people believe in a personification....
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RT @gknauss: Plane crash at SFO. http://t.co/iUCvYdXn35 Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013
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AOL was just Facebook without selfies. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013
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1998 called. It wants this joke format back. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 06, 2013
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RT @briangaar: I've been a journalist for 15 years and I can assure you that every TV reporter is an idiot Chris...
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The "it's always five o'clock somewhere" guy realizes slowly that it's also always 8 a.m. somewhere. Chris Magyar...
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The top story here today in Texas is "college football." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 05, 2013
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Dr. Pepper is my anti-drug. **FILL MY SUPERSOAKER WITH DR PEPPER AND SQUIRT ALL YOUR COCAINE OFF MY COFFEE TABLE**...
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"YOU KIDS STOP PLAYING GRAB-ASS ON MY LAWN!" Buffalo Bills practice squad hangs their heads and gets on their bikes...
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I will be performing 5 minutes of jokes at this thing, after which three people will judge me publicly at my expense....
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