March 13 2013
Facebook: brag.
Twitter: mock.
Tumblr: steal.
Google+: advertise.
Vine: panic.
LinkedIn: hope.
Pinterest: hint.
Instagram: annoy.
Reddit: ask.
YouTube: perform.
Classmates.com: perv.
Flickr: store.
Foursquare: compete.
Yelp: bitch.
MySpace: listen.
Kickstarter: pray.
Blogs: what are you, thirty?