Men’s wallets hold a weird fascination for women. It’s a classic flirtation or early date move for a girl to grab...
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Like most guys, I try to avoid crying. I don’t know why. I cried all the time in high school, and man, it got results....
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You’re right, Diary, this “Dear Diary” trope is already old. I’ve never been stoned, but I don’t think I’m missing...
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Hi, Diary. … Well. … This is awkward. I’m into the idea of specialized units of measurement lately, names insular...
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Can you pet-sit my dog for the week, Diary? Those creepy Facebook ads that read my life and try to regurgitate...
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You know what, diary? The nice thing about blogging being rule free and me typing all these entries up without...
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So, diary, what’s the maximum number of people that can fit into a coherent group? I ask because I’m starting to...
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Yo, diary how’s it hanging? The prudent thing to do is to keep a curtain of silence — I picture it as velvet, and...
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To What Diary It May Concern, This morning, I took V to the dentist to have her wisdom teeth yanked bloodily out...
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