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I'm about to watch this. Anyone with a Netflix account and beer and a love for all that is holy should join me,...
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Guys, for only 99 cents a month, I can write your entire three-minute set. Guaranteed to be sayable at open mics...
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Grizzly bear walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We don't serve bears here." Three gay guys leave. <--Go ahead,...
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"Feeling pretty good. I recently lost 200 pounds..." polite applause "when I divorced my fat wife." <--You can...
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"I like to wait until an event has already started, then decline it." -Tucker Max Explains Facebook
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Twitter. #AlternativesToOpenMics Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 26, 2013
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We both know this first date isn't going to lead to a second date anyway. #AlternativesToOpenMics Chris Magyar...
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If you're wearing firefighter clothes and holding a bullhorn, you can interrupt any piano recital you want. #AlternativesToOpenMics...
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You're the Best Man? You're in luck! #AlternativesToOpenMics Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 26, 2013
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