And now, I attempt to cash in on the zombie craze by rewriting MC Hammer lyrics

You can't munch this
You can't munch this
You can't munch this
You can't munch this

My, my, my, my zombie teeth are so hard
Makes me say "Gnrrarararawwgleboggle. Ard."
Thank you for blessing me
With a rotting chest and two fast feet

It feels good, when you know you're dead
A super dope zombie with a half a head
And I'm known ... as "Crunch"
And this is a corpse, uh, you can't munch

I told you, homeboy
(You can't munch this)
Yo, let me bust a funky femur
(You can't munch this)

Fresh new dead, advance
You gotta like that, now, do the "Thriller" dance
So move, outta your mall
Or this fly zombie will eat you all

While I'm droolin', hold on
Pump a shotgun, let me know it's goin' on
Like that, like that 

Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let me know, that you're no lunch
And this is a human, uh, I can't munch

Yo, I told you
(You can't munch this)
Why you standin' there, man?
(You can't munch this)
Yo, sound the bell, dinner is on, sucka
(You can't munch this)

Give me a saw, or an axe
Makin' 'em run, that's all I ask
Now, they see
You lookin' at the Hammer, you gonna start to pee

That's hype and tight
Survivors are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a match, to learn
What it's gonna take in the apocalypse to burn

The army? Legit.
They work pretty hard but might as well quit
That's word because you know
You can't munch this, you can't munch this

Breaking down.
Stop. Rotting time.

Go with the funk, it is said
If you are grooving to this
Then you probably are dead

So wave your severed arm in the air
Bust a few moves
Drop your fingers, lose your hair

This is it, for a dinner
Run from this and you're gonna get thinner
So stop, your rump
Wait for a minute, let's all do the chomp chomp chomp

Yeah
(I can munch this)
Look, man
(I can munch this)

You better get hype, boy
Because you know I can
(I can munch this)
Ring the bell, dinner's back on 

Breaking down.
Stop. Hammer's fine.

Every time you see me
The Hammer's slouching near
I trip on the floor and I crawl to your fear

Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others makin' zombies that just don't hit
I've toured around the world, from London to Bombay
It's "Zombie, no zombie, AHHH zombie, yo, zombie!"
And vampires are so gay 

You can't munch this
You can't munch this
You can't munch this

Yeah, you can't munch this
I told you, you can't munch this
Too ripe, you can't munch this
Get way outta here, you can't munch this