April 5 2011
Special thanks to this random zodiac site for providing the data for this extremely informative report.
Gandhi = Libra
"Libras are likely to be underachievers due to the easygoing attitude. This does not mean that they are necessarily lazy, they just make do with whatever comes their way. They do not want anything badly enough to fight for it."
"Libra are usually very fond of a light pinch or smack on the buttocks."
Helen Keller = Cancer
"Never dupe a Cancer, they can see your motives."
"Expect sex with Cancer to be a fully encompassing sexual experience. Lots of tender foreplay, massages afterwards, candles lit by the bedside, soft music in the background, delicious scented potpourri, everything to appeal to all senses."
Charlie Sheen = Virgo
"People look up to Virgo for friends because they are straight thinkers and solve problems logically."
"He needs a classy woman who is not impulsive or unconventional. He leads a predictable life and a predictable woman will make him feel safe."
Hillary Clinton = Scorpio
"The Scorpio woman is the ultimate seductive, flirtatious woman."
"Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it!"
John Travolta = Aquarius
"They might offer you a spontaneous last minute camping trip with no supplies prepared, if you decide to go along, you will have a weekend to remember forever!"