Selections from the Craigslist "strictly platonic" section

Wise But Lonely (m4mm)

Educated scholar with a penchant for travel looking for two road trip buddies. I am new in town and need to explore some of the Mediterranean coast. Ideally, companion(s) will be interested in astronomy and rare perfumes. I'm not a shepherd myself, but I'm shepherd-friendly. Let's start with coffee.

Mushrooms and more? (m4w)

Me: short, energetic, adventurous plumber.

You: elegant, blonde, into pink.

I'm mostly interested in meeting someone else who's into eating mushrooms and watching the stars sparkle. No need for more unless ? Been looking for a long time. Call the number below or just meet me for a drink at 3pm most Wednesdays on World 1-3.

Roommate or cousin to show me the ropes (m4m)

Hello! I am new in this country! Please, if you are my cousin, let me to be staying with you! We will have so many good times? And I will keep bathroom very clean? I will tell you many things about sheep! You don't care about sheep because you live in Chicago? Don't be ridiculous!

The hill is so tall (w4m)

Hello guys first of all i am NOT interested in anything sexual and i AM underage so behave LOL i just have to go up this hill every day to get water for my mom and its sooooooooooooooo boring so if you like laughs and want to hang and especially if you like twilite message me on fb and mabye we will be buds 4eva?

Exotic locales by torchlight (m4wmwmwmwmwmwm)

Good evening. I am seeking 12 companions on short notice for an interesting night out. I happen to own an island and I don't have much to do tonight. Please respond if you are into playing games and are a back-to-nature type. A CHANGE OF CLOTHES IS RECOMMENDED. This is strictly non-sexual, though I may exchange money for your time. PLEASE NO DRAMA. jeff@cbs.com.

Strictly Platonic (m4m)

Seeking student or teacher for discussion group and some wine drinking (moderate, HEMLOCK-FREE) on a nightly basis. Topics of interest may include mathematics, caves, and wrestling. Especially interested in friends with beards.