November 24 2010
Edited to add: In the interest of morning-after fairness...
Q: How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Conservatives don't screw white things.
Q: Why did the conservative chicken cross the road?
A: No real philosophical reason. It just saw the liberal chicken standing there and figured its duty as a real American was to get to the other side.
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