So, we're looking for a new apartment. In the rest of America (so far as I've experienced it), this means hitting...
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I said a smart thing at work yesterday morning. What makes this remarkable, aside from the fact that saying smart...
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If you haven't spent too many hours playing with Ngram yet, you are missing out. The tool mines the scanned pages...
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It's only been a few hours, and I've already hit the stage where I can't believe #DADT ever existed. Explaining...
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1844: For an entire day in the town of Springfield, Illinois, the customer was always wrong. 1867: Ma and pa went...
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Mellifluine was an odd child. At ten years of life, her parents, Parson and Mrs. Spottiswode, despaired of her...
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Let's do something fun and comment-whorish! They say you can find anything on the internet. Without Googling, I'm...
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Last week was somehow wall-to-wall activity without anything to show for it, so I haven't had a chance to sit around...
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I haven't slept well. I drank too much last night. I pussied out on my three minutes at the open mic and dashed...
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Following up on yesterday's roll of quarters whine-fest, I used my public confession as fuel to visit H-E-B between...
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