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11/24/2010 From Overblog

The Embarrassing Sleepytime Two-Minute Political Poultry Joke Hour Show

Liberal_chickens.m4a Edited to add: In the interest of morning-after fairness... Q: How many conservatives does...

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11/24/2010 From Overblog

Clichés I'm Having a Hard Time With Lately

This is the lamest, most nitpickiest thing to bitch about, but I need to put the old B.A. to use now and again...

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11/23/2010 From Overblog

A Horrifying Glimpse Into the Way I Live

1 - My computer. Note the blank blog entry page. I put the chrome Texas on top of the Apple logo because it's funny....

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11/22/2010 From Overblog

In Which We Go Loko for Loko Puffs

Sunday's all-day hangover deserves an explanation. Ever since moving to Austin, V has been frustrated by the city's...

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11/21/2010 From Overblog

I just realized that dogs think in barks. So all day long, their brains are barking at them.

Typed clumsily on my iPhone while I ignored actual human beings

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11/19/2010 From Overblog

Hey Hey They Were Monkeys

I think my days of attending concerts without chairs might be over. This isn't exactly a monumental shift. I was...

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11/18/2010 From Overblog

Human Traffic Lights -- Beware the Yellow

My workplace, which, through no fault of its own, is a corporate headquarters, is decorated with all manner of...

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11/17/2010 From Overblog

Vital Statistics (provided at no cost to the NSA, just in case)

Age: 32 Height: 6'1" (last inch optional, depending on how well I slept) Eyes: Bloodshot, and also blue Hair: Usually...

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11/16/2010 From Overblog

I found a legitimate reason for reactionary idiots to exist, but they aren't doing their job!

Every day, all across the country, armed men and women in the employ of the federal government are groping our...

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11/15/2010 From Overblog

Map Nerd Candy

I'm a gigantic map nerd. My dream house -- or, in deference to my wife, who has much better ideas for what to do...

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