RT @Lisa_Bizzle: Let's hump some wax shit https://t.co/8r7pfgpnZ1 Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 30, 2013 Let's hump some wax shit
I once went on a relentless campaign to make "andor" a new conjunction. Turns out, it's happening. With "slash." http://t.co/7d9uo9QYEy Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 29, 2013 In the undergraduate history of English course I am teaching this term,...
Girls are pretty. Boys are smart. Derpa derp derp doo. http://t.co/9ZzfdeEVN5 Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 13, 2013 cjmagyar's photo on Instagram
Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Siphoned Off Wealth. #ows Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 07, 2013
Monday, May 13, 8 pm. Watch an all-star lineup of hilarious comics and then me.
I'm judging rappers tonight. Everything in my life so far has led up to this moment not happening. Come watch it happen anyway. www.zvents.com Comedian Rap Battle Authority - Your source for local - Comedy events in Austin, TX
The other kids waited until she was done. They know when to give a lady some space.
At this point, I'm more interested in knowing who would campaign against marriage equality, so here's a profile pic for that.
Coming this Thanksgiving, from the producers of Charlotte, another wild adventure the whole family will enjoy...
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Chris Magyar shared Innuendo Comedy Open Mic's photo.
Coming this Thanksgiving, from the producers of Charlotte, another wild adventure the whole family will enjoy...
Baby's first tattoo sleeves, courtesy of Godmama Lodore.
Already made this concept for my comedy show poster, but it was just crying out for that meme treatment...
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I'll be judging a rap battle this Saturday. Shut up. www.zvents.com Comedian Rap Battle Authority - Your source for local - Comedy events in Austin, TX
Manny Ramirez alert: "That ball is gone! Like an ex-girlfriend who will never return!" deadspin.com Make that eight home runs on the season for one Manny Ramirez of the Chinese Professional Baseball League's EDA Rhinos. It's been a few weeks since we've...
Tired of cute baby pictures? Here's one that's scary!
Baby's first tattoo sleeves, courtesy of Godmama Lodore.
WOW: Possible cause of some schizophrenia and medical explanation for demonic possession all wrapped into one discovery. www.bostonglobe.com Annalisa Meier dreamed about moving to Manhattan for college and voting in her first presidential election in...
I'm about to watch this. Anyone with a Netflix account and beer and a love for all that is holy should join me, because I'll be talking about nothing else this weekend. en.wikipedia.org Shakma (also known as "Panic in the Tower") is a 1990 American horror...
The Power of Positive Thinking is surprisingly similar to the Power of Not Thinking. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 25, 2013
JESUS: "Take this and drink from it. This is my blood." APOSTLES: 12-man spit take. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 24, 2013
All the negative rhetoric against the police should be redirected toward principals. Fuck the principals. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 21, 2013
Where can I subscribe to gotcha journalism? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 27, 2013
