Revelations is the original unnecessary twist ending. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
My favorite tweets are the ones that get no favorites. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
I just lost three followers to my murderous rage. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
I got 49 shades of gray and a bitch ain't one. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 07, 2013
"That's a good band name!" No it isn't. That's just a weird phrase you're looking for an excuse to repeat and laugh about. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 07, 2013
Ew. I thought this was lotion and now I've got topical humor all over my skin. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 09, 2013
Oh God can you imagine what appalling things Isaac Hayes would have said if those ladies hadn't told him to shut his mouth? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 08, 2013
Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain. Fire is better. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 09, 2013
"Not if I have anything to say about it!!" *pushes backpack off desk* *pulls out pencil box* *foot smashes protractor* Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 10, 2013
Sorry, James Franco, I don't "do" celebrity sightings. (This is so awkward right now for James Franco.) Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 10, 2013
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, man you're good at this. Fool me four times, I'm broke. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 10, 2013
TIGERTOWN | WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR Recorded in the Blue Mountains, NSW, Australia, with AMP Award winning producer Liam Judson (Cloud Control, Belles Will Ring)...
www.geoguessr.com GeoGuessr is a geography game which takes you on a journey around the world and challenges your ability to recognize your surroundings.
jazzylittledrops.tumblr.com So this video started going around my facebook today, with about a dozen of my female friends sharing the link with comments like, and “Everyone needs to see this”, and “All girls should watch this,”...
www.popsci.com On test day for my Behavioral Ecology class at UCLA, I walked into the classroom bearing an impossibly difficult exam. Rather than being neatly arranged
jazzylittledrops.tumblr.com So this video started going around my facebook today, with about a dozen of my female friends sharing the link with comments like, and “Everyone needs to see this”, and “All girls should watch this,”...
soundcheck.wnyc.org Summer may not officially begin until June 20th, but the race is officially on for song of the season. A great summer jam should be hooky, escapist, and also great for blasting and belting along to -- all qualities that turn up in...
Yo Chinasqueros! You like beer?! More importantly, do you like CHINASKI?! Well folks, hold on to your steins, 'cuz this Saturday (4/20) we're pleased as punch to be once again playing Live Oak Brewing Company - Genuine/Official's b-day bash. We go on...
www.theatlantic.com I. Jeudi.Yesterday I ate a bad nut on the train to Boston and went into anaphylactic shock. A…
Join me March 10 at 5:30 pm for a march from City Hall to the State Capitol in support of legalized gay marriage, because if you've given up on Texas being part of the 21st century, you might as well move back to Brooklyn/LA.
If "iPhone not charged" is a first world problem and "starvation" is a third world problem, what is "crying baby with a cold"? #secondworldproblems
Charlotte fell out of her crib and onto her head while I was at SXSW. She's okay. I'm not. Looking for a panel about the technology to FaceTime a hug.
#IncidentalRacist #TranscendentalRacist #OrthodentalRacist #SubsequentialRacist #EctoplacentalRacist #MonumentalRacist #NonParentalRacist Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 09, 2013
Queef contest! #SpringBreak #YeastInfection #CashPrizes Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 22, 2013
