Because I'm contractually obligated to be at comedy shows hosted at wine bars, you can find me here tonight. It's...
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Because I'm contractually obligated to be at comedy shows hosted at wine bars, you can find me here tonight. It's...
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All insults with "-head" in them are better with "-butt" instead, ya knucklebutt. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"Can't beat that with a stick!" STICK TO THE FACE "Cut it out! I'm your uncle!" Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June...
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Yeah, it's embarrassing how much I love you. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 25, 2013
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RT @enagurney: RT if you think The Fast and The Furious should have been two films focusing on each of these concepts...
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I told an intern today that "social media is important on the web." Facebook was launched when she was in elementary...
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In Gaelic, "Kate Upton" literally means "they're just boobs." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 25, 2013
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"Eureka!" -Scientist realizing the least metal thing ever is the "Jump" synth riff. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Waiting for the day when Gwen Stefani is once again just a girl in the world. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June...
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