RT @enagurney: Endless frisbee in the infinite quad Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 24, 2013
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Erasers with rubber so dry and smooth that they don't actually erase anything and you keep pushing harder and the...
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RT @theisb: Quickly growing to loathe this blank Word Document. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 24, 2013
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I'm holding out for a video service that restricts clips to 2 seconds. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 23, 2...
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I fought the law and the law won because the law is just a concept and I'm punching wheelie uppercuts at the air....
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63% of American friendships are rooted in knowing the same Simpsons quotes. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 23,...
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Instagram is the channel that shows reruns of Facebook. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 23, 2013
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His 24-hour ordeal over, Jack Bauer gets a good night's sleep, wakes up, cracks his knuckles, and checks his email...
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RT @briangaar: Yoga is church for people who hate their hometown Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 23, 2013
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