People at group sex rehab: "Is there a group therapy option?" Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 16, 2013
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Cut it out with all the absentee father jokes, Twitter. I'm getting ideas. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 16,...
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Big ups to that one person actually paying for that HBO Go password were all using. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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New résumé bullet point: Incentivized H-E-B to create a formal policy against sleeping in the dog food aisle. Chris...
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The active ingredient in Axe Body Spray is Febreze. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 16, 2013
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STOCK TIP: Nobody knows what's going to happen in the stock market. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 15, 2013
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TODDLER MUSIC: If you're happy and you know it, good for you. *golf clap* Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 15,...
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All's well that ends well since Elmo got adopted, but I still think it sucks that Grover ran off on him. Chris...
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Congratulations on your new tweet. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 14, 2013
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