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I'm judging rappers tonight. Everything in my life so far has led up to this moment not happening. Come watch it...
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Kim and Kanye should have named their baby News Item. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 21, 2013
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I guess we finally figured out what was behind Paula Deen's strangely tense tooth smile... http://t.co/SFzjw0rgZq...
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Already made this concept for my comedy show poster, but it was just crying out for that meme treatment...
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Oh, hi, late '90s, didn't see you standing there. How's it going? http://t.co/AGy45AxV5i Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"People tell me I look like Lisa Kudrow in Clockwatchers but I think I look more like Lisa Kudrow in Lucky Numbers."...
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Middle school principal smoking weed with the frozen burger patty delivery driver. They don't talk about anything....
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I don't believe in an afterlife but I do believe your guts will turn into scarab beetles if you don't follow my...
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Dear The Baby Jesus: Please make cash money rain from the sky only over my house amen. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Women: Give 'em an inch, and they'll take six from someone else. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 20, 2013
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