"Yes, as a matter of fact, we've ALL been living under a rock." -->points to the moon. #HighFiveGreatComeback Chris...
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RT @blaudiablogan: Yes, Firefox. I will abort the script but only to save the life of the web page. Chris Magyar...
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RT @Jgblr: The NSA walks into a bar. Bartender: "Got a new joke for you." NSA: "Heard it." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Attention cool people: Parents don't know why that dipshit sing-songy voice gets results, but it does, so cut us...
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RT @JayUhOh: "Ho ho ho!" "Hey hey hey!" "Hey ho!" "Hey oh, oh eh!" - Santa, Fat Albert, the Lumineers & Tony Danza...
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Last two tweets were a little dark. On a lighter note, there's no point to existence. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Twinkle twinkle little star I can see how sad you are up above the world so high like a dead mom in the sky quit...
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"This is a gross miscarriage of justice!" -Ozmondo, the Inappropriate Abortion Superhero Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Girls are pretty. Boys are smart. Derpa derp derp doo. http://t.co/9ZzfdeEVN5 Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June...
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The other kids waited until she was done. They know when to give a lady some space.
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