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Do you like me? Check one. [ ] Yes. [ ] No. [ ] If you have something to share, you can share it with the whole...
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People are always telling me I look "tired" and "exhausted." I need to make friends who are less observant.
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I'm death blogging this event. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 09, 2013
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There's a velvet ribbon about my neck. Clasped to it, a red gem that glows. My nightgown is translucent. Everybody...
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"Bitch, please." -Ned, the Polite Dog Trainer. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 09, 2013
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Toilet paper magically turns into fresh oxygen, right? DO NOT TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS TO FLUSHED TOILET PAPER. IT...
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I'd say the most interesting thing about being a baseball fan is the abject loneliness. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Manny Ramirez alert: "That ball is gone! Like an ex-girlfriend who will never return!" deadspin.com Make that eight...
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I'll be hosting two shows at the Velveeta Room tonight (9:30 and 11:30) for Matt Golightly. There will probably...
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Have you accepted Gretchen Mol as your personal lord and savior? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 07, 2013
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