SPACEMAN: How do you eat? HUMAN: With our mouths, like this. *pops a Pringle* SPACEMAN: And this provides fuel?...
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A butt cannot be flimsy. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 19, 2013
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Be funny when you want attention, be poetic when you want agreement, and be quiet when you want authority. Don't...
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Signed up for a "who unfollowed me" email service and now every week is like that encounter with the bathroom graffiti...
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Dear Time Warner: My heroin dealer doesn't make me wait seven days to get what I need. Why do you? *itches forearms*...
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These aren't Pringles, I'm on a snackation. These aren't Oreos, I'm in Snackstown USA. These aren't Ritz, I'm dancing...
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Help, I haven't had internet in three days and now I can't think in useless witty quips. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Shout out to drunk bald guys carrying briefcases with chain restaurant business plans in them. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"Give it up for charity!" was the most clever thing Alice in HR ever wrote. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March...
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