RT @briangaar: I don't like all these casual "I love yous" on the Internet. "I love you" is something for your...
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Say what you want about Michael Jackson, he really knew how to put his nose to the grindstone. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Shouldn't kids be able to say the Pledge of Allegiance once, in second grade? Does it expire every 24 hours? Chris...
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My memory foam mattress has Alzheimer's. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 04, 2013
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It's 2013. I think we all know that schoolgirls don't wear plaid miniskirts. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June...
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The western meadowlark is my spirit animal. (Not a joke. Tripping balls on peyote right now.) Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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First practical use for comedy: putting Charlotte on a training potty and getting her to laugh so hard she pee...
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Sext: Nobody at work knows I have secret mosquito bite itches all over my ankles. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"Baby, baby, baby, baby, it's all right, baby, cuz you're mine, ooo baby, flat tax." -Lady Blahblah Chris Magyar...
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Pioneering new levels of OMFG, Brad broke up with his gf via Vine. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 03, 2013
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