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"I'm trying to keep my girlish figure." [Muffled noises in the trunk. Pounding fists. The cop's not laughing.]...
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RT @jonmendoza: Aquaman comes out of water closet. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 31, 2013
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I'm 50% sure this is my left hand. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 31, 2013
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www.geoguessr.com GeoGuessr is a geography game which takes you on a journey around the world and challenges your...
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I was 10 when my dad gave me the birds and the bees talk. I had no idea that bees were such dicks to birds. #TeamBird...
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"Tight deuce, bro." High five. Getting the tips. Bathroom attendant in the house. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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University libraries bidding on archival rights to screencaps of Salman Rushdie's Twitter feed. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Let's all take a moment to be thankful that Louis CK is not overexposing himself right now. #BacklashProof Chris...
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The song "A Groovy Kind of Love" no longer drops panties, but the groovy kind of making love is still recommended...
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