"Next time, won't you sing with me?" Every recitation of the alphabet ends with a plaintive remark, reflecting...
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RT @oldmanweldon: BREAKING: Michelle Obama Goes Down To Where You Work And Smacks The Dick Out Of Your Mouth! Chris...
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How Stella Got Her Elvis Grbac. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 05, 2013
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In conclusion: If you think something is evil, you will be stupid about it. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 05,...
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The Right: "Why are liberals so interested in having the government control my guns, my healthcare, and my life!...
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The Left: "Why are conservatives so blind to scientific consensus about global warming? I mean, duh! Read the science!...
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BEVERLY CLEARY UPDATE: She's 97 years old and still alive. Hug her while you can, America. #MillionHugMarch Chris...
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SPOILER ALERT: A category 5 spoiler has been spotted 15 miles southwest of Austin. Please proceed to your cellars...
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All these websites say "we think you might like" this and that, in case I need to remember what having a girlfriend...
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The Little Engine That Could But Decided Not To Because Fuck The Man. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 04, 20...
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