If I had a monkey, I'd teach it to eek eek in a British accent. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 23, 2013
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We're a dozen years into the twenty-first century. So many '80s sci-fi movies are wrong now. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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I don't like the term 'cancer'. Too negative. I prefer 'growth experience'. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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"Who wants meatballs?" -mad scientist grafting meat onto human bodies. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 22,...
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You can't call in sick if you work at a suicide hotline. "I don't feel so good" turns into a hour-long conversation....
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Queef contest! #SpringBreak #YeastInfection #CashPrizes Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 22, 2013
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I suppose painting myself neon yellow has been the highlight of my life. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 21,...
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Why is a man sitting on the carpet on the corner of this living room ranting about grocery lists? #Aviary Chris...
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Everybody making weary lists of shit that was bad about this week and not one mention of my kid's fever. Chris...
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