They should change the name of every daily newspaper to The In Case You Hadn't Heard. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
Learn moreHere? Here. Over here? Here? No, here? THERE? Okay, there. Here? Wait, HERE? OHHH. Sorry, it just looks more like...
Learn moreEvery cloud has a silver lining oh god it's raining metal #guitarlick Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 16, 2...
Learn moreSweet rig what kinda modem you got? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 16, 2013
Learn moreI wish 'hoax' meant something more awesome, like a delicious reptile from the Siamese peninsula, or a high-scoring...
Learn moreI got a mansion in Florida, a house in Malibu, a chalet in Switzerland, an igloo in Nanchatka, and a Tuff Shed...
Learn moreIn the future everyone will get fifteen minutes of fail. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 14, 2013
Learn moreNothing is ever described as bursting with fruit flavor anymore. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 14, 2013
Learn moreI'd be a great famous person. I make awful decisions and say dumb things constantly. Vote for me for famous, America....
Learn moreStarted growing my daughter's prom mum now. It lives in the basement and feeds on flesh and sings. IT'S GOING TO...
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