Is Jones an acceptable middle name? Can I name my next kid Blasphemous Jones? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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For my birthday, I would like all the random people from the "Walk Like An Egyptian" video to meet in the park...
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Did the Brady Bunch kids ever express a lick of sadness about their dead parents or were they just jolly monsters...
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Girl are you available because I'd like to date you. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 12, 2013
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When you say you're mortified you're saying you're dead. The only reason I tweeted this is I got to use "you're"...
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Word up. Hey man, word up. Word up, officer. Word. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 11, 2013
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"What you need is some hair of the dog that bit you" is what I tell dog bite victims. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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If you turn 35 and party like you're 25, you wake up feeling 55. #unfairmath Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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The best part of drinking too much is saying too much. The worst part of saying too much is sdhfkasdyasdllhfhff....
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