If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain how come I've never seen you in Girls Gone Wild? Chris...
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Practicing caricatures. Just finished one of Vin Diesel on a tricycle and it's labelled "Brohammad" can someone...
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For my birthday, I would like all the random people from the "Walk Like An Egyptian" video to meet in the park...
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Grodyballs Gnarlypants Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10, 2013
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I feel bloated. Maybe I shouldn't have eaten all those whale bladders. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10,...
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You're following the 1987 Cul-de-sac Ghosts in the Graveyard Champion. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10,...
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"Snakes on a Plane" is a stupid movie because obviously snakes have a third dimension. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Sarah McLachlan songs are my spirit animal. RIP, spirit animal. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10, 2013
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The first rule of Fight Club is make sure you mention you read the book. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10,...
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Ever think you're going to burp and you accidentally racist instead? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 10, 20...
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