I'm growing out my bangs. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 08, 2013
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Thanks to Google Alerts, I now know there is a black me. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 08, 2013
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When you think about the money we're saving on housecleaning, this meth is practically free. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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ha ha it's fun to watch Justin Bieber get driven insane by fame remember when it happened to Lindsay Lohan ah good...
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Oh God can you imagine what appalling things Isaac Hayes would have said if those ladies hadn't told him to shut...
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The magic of Vine: My tweets never make you laugh, but you will feel compelled to click this link and watch me...
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"That's a good band name!" No it isn't. That's just a weird phrase you're looking for an excuse to repeat and laugh...
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"Do you describe your jokes as Corny, or Cornelius?" -Psychedelic Dog Bone Acid Trip, a book that doesn't exist....
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I got 49 shades of gray and a bitch ain't one. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 07, 2013
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My daily affirmations have become surreptitious make-out sessions; diluted vinegar is excellent at removing tongue...
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