The tipping point has been a long time coming, but Portland is now cooler than Austin. We can all relax and enjoy...
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RT @BlakeMidgette: "My life is a disease that only rock and roll can cure!" -Me to my dog while we dance to Mr....
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Don't blame me, I voted for Rand McNally. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 07, 2013
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Give me a break. Give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Siphoned Off Wealth. #ows Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Only two more hideous growths of subcutaneous fat until I'm completely unfuckable! Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Are you ready for love? Take my $99 six-week audiotape course and I'll tell you "yes"! Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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I just lost three followers to my murderous rage. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
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My favorite tweets are the ones that get no favorites. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
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Dads are life's way of making you hear the arguments made by the talk radio station you don't listen to. Chris...
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Revelations is the original unnecessary twist ending. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 06, 2013
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