RT @JayUhOh: Did you know coriander is the same thing as cilantro? I got evicted again. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Shout out to all the Scandinavian last names in my Facebook feed. Keep rocking those Fs and Vs, y'all!
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Second star to the right and straight on till morning. That's how far away I want you to get from me. Chris Magyar...
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You can say ass but you can't say a**hole because one is a donkey and the other is a donkey that exploded. Chris...
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We're all alone in this world. If you need me to prove it: you're reading this on Twitter. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Join me March 10 at 5:30 pm for a march from City Hall to the State Capitol in support of legalized gay marriage,...
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Coupons are stores' way of saying, "Oops, our stuff has been overpriced by *this* much." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"What is love? Baby don't hurt me." -Great Juxtapositions in Techno Music, Vol. 4. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Yoda doesn't have time for this gum flapping. "His line it is anyway," he says. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March...
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