It's casual Friday at work, so I fell asleep on the toilet. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 24, 2013
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RT @donni: Follow this one weird Ja Rule for a flat stomach Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 24, 2013
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RT @BoobsRadley: Just drank a glass of wine like it'd been building sexual tension with me over the course of three...
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HEADS UP: My toddler daughter is going as Richard Simmons for Halloween. My wife's making me give the city time...
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Paul Bunyan vs. Godzilla. GODZILLA WINS! Cheap electric blanket vs. reusable grocery bag. BLANKET WINS! Blanket...
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Get outta my dreams, get into my car. Get outta my car, get into my apartment. Get outta my apartment, get into...
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