What's that? I'm still crafting scorching burns on Alanis for an album that came out nearly two decades ago? I...
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Maybe Alanis was being ironic when she used 'ironically' incorrectly. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 16, 201...
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Not nervous about potty training my daughter. The folks at PetSmart have great classes. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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The most popular baby names for boys so far in 2013: Adam, William, Ryan, Connor, and Dickmunch. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Does anybody use gas grades higher than 87? Are those for people who feel like they need to spend more money on...
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RT @SanditonCoffee: We just received a DM that just said "Wanna fuck?" and then a link. We cannot fuck anybody....
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RT @the_double_d: Did u know that if ur married or if u have a BF/GF u have to see that person EVERY DAY or at...
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Just took out all my frustration on Jesse. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 14, 2013
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You better check yo self before you get accidentally left behind on a banquet hall chair all by yo self, coat....
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White people talk like this. Black people talk like that. Sick people talk like bleh. Dead people talk like not....
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