Blond white guy with a spray-on tan = cheese cracker. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 20, 2013
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Electric motorcycle = truck nutz on a Prius. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 20, 2013
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Milton Bradley kept the hippos in a small cage, withholding food for weeks before release, just to get to that...
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You are not a walrus. And you, you are not the egg man. You boys get down from that stage right now and call your...
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Rubber duckie, you're the one. You make bath time lots of fun. Rubber duckie, I'm playing this boom box in the...
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Chris Magyar shared Innuendo Comedy Open Mic's photo.
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"He who smelt it, dealt it." -old Norse account of a poker tournament with homemade pig iron cards. Chris Magyar...
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Wow, babies really hate it when your teardrops hit their face. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 18, 2013
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That thing where you express self-satisfaction by curling your knuckles, breathing on your fingernails, then pretending...
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"How's your kid?" Waits patiently for person's answer to end so real thing I wanted to talk about can be talked...
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