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05/17/2013 From Facebook

Almost as bad to the bone as Charlotte Hatherley.

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05/17/2013 From Twitter

Hey, have you tried that new restaurant? I only...

Hey, have you tried that new restaurant? I only ask because I need you to make a wee noise before I can tell you...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter

"There is no honor among thieves. Honor is always...

"There is no honor among thieves. Honor is always amidst thieves." -Fowlers Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 17,...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter

Guru: Have you eaten everything yet? Me: Huh?...

Guru: Have you eaten everything yet? Me: Huh? Guru: Come back when you've eaten everything. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter

The next person who tells me I have "so much to...

The next person who tells me I have "so much to live for" is getting my wrist blood all over their face. Chris...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter

Q: What's grosser than gross? A: The wormhole in...

Q: What's grosser than gross? A: The wormhole in my small intestine that diverts 20% of my digested waste to a...

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05/16/2013 From Twitter

Gorillas did not endorse your organic cereal. You...

Gorillas did not endorse your organic cereal. You were raised by cereal mascots and now you are easily persuaded...

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05/16/2013 From Facebook

New SA song! New SA song!

soundcheck.wnyc.org Summer may not officially begin until June 20th, but the race is officially on for song of...

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05/16/2013 From Twitter

Patrick Swayze was a...

Patrick Swayze was a glass-half-broken-on-your-head kinda guy. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 16, 2013

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05/16/2013 From Facebook

The set. Used the phrase "I panicked" three times,...

The set. Used the phrase "I panicked" three times, which should give you an idea of my state of mind. I was voted...

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