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05/17/2013 From Facebook …

Almost as bad to the bone as Charlotte Hatherley.

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05/17/2013 From Twitter …

Hey, have you tried that new restaurant? I only...

Hey, have you tried that new restaurant? I only ask because I need you to make a wee noise before I can tell you...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter …

"There is no honor among thieves. Honor is always...

"There is no honor among thieves. Honor is always amidst thieves." -Fowlers Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 17,...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter …

Guru: Have you eaten everything yet? Me: Huh?...

Guru: Have you eaten everything yet? Me: Huh? Guru: Come back when you've eaten everything. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter …

The next person who tells me I have "so much to...

The next person who tells me I have "so much to live for" is getting my wrist blood all over their face. Chris...

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05/17/2013 From Twitter …

Q: What's grosser than gross? A: The wormhole in...

Q: What's grosser than gross? A: The wormhole in my small intestine that diverts 20% of my digested waste to a...

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05/16/2013 From Twitter …

Gorillas did not endorse your organic cereal. You...

Gorillas did not endorse your organic cereal. You were raised by cereal mascots and now you are easily persuaded...

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05/16/2013 From Facebook …

New SA song! New SA song!

soundcheck.wnyc.org Summer may not officially begin until June 20th, but the race is officially on for song of...

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05/16/2013 From Twitter …

Patrick Swayze was a...

Patrick Swayze was a glass-half-broken-on-your-head kinda guy. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 16, 2013

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05/16/2013 From Facebook …

The set. Used the phrase "I panicked" three times,...

The set. Used the phrase "I panicked" three times, which should give you an idea of my state of mind. I was voted...

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