Oprah: I just know you're gonna love this! Clint Eastwood: Go on, go on. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 22,...
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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? KNOCK KNOCK knock knock who? KNOCK KNOCK hahaha good one. [Prize Patrol leaves.] Chris...
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The phrase 'moral rectitude' is an onomatopoetic oxymoron. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 21, 2013
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Sometimes I'm at this stone altar sacrificing a goat and I'm just going through the motions. Do I really care if...
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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Now drink lemonade, sad person. Drink it and like it. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Ever since I've had a daughter, I've found it difficult to continue objectifying babies. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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RT @ShittingtonUK: Maybe Hitler started WWII after being constantly attacked by time travelers. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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"Calgon, take me back! This isn't what I meant!" The red sun beats down. Sand worms in the distance, leaping ever...
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This celebrities agreeing to go to prom thing is getting creepy. Chaperone or half-plus-seven, please. Chris Magyar...
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"Keep Calm and Carrie On" -poster for a future Sex & the City movie. It's pink. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May...
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