Cherrywood lasted 38 minutes total. Is there a contest tonight or something? #fpia Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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By the power of Grayskull, I HAVE THE POWER!!!! (Turns into a chihuahua.) ((Leaps over a traffic cone.)) Chris...
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I think of my jokes like little poems in that nobody wants to hear them. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 08,...
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Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. (Nation's gaze trains on pits of Hell.)...
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WWDLD? (What Would David Lopan Do?) (We already know what ol' Jack Burton would do in a situation like this.) Chris...
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RT @jeffdsilva: I wonder how many Gorillas were taught an armpit fart meant "hello" in sign language before a more...
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Congratulations! You've been nominated for an Academy Reward! Please come down to Lakefront Ocean Properties LLC...
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When is Santa Claus going to come out of the closet? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 07, 2013
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My Klout score went up! Let's party! (3,659 favorites.) (Nobody shows up.) (The manager asks if I still want them...
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