Odds are almost even it's me, all of them, right away, with "comedy." #innuendo Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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I keep a spreadsheet of who has favorited my tweets and how frequently and I judge you all accordingly. Chris Magyar...
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In order of rad: 1. BBQ 2. Barbecue 3. Bar-B-Q 4. Barbie 5. Barbeque 6. Grill 7. Albuquerque Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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A bunch of snails died trying to climb up my new grill's cover last night, which is great because it means I get...
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I'm sharing this to win a contest and also because it's my favorite song right now. Official Music Video for Savoir...
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Pregnancy glow is a warning to predators that this animal's stomach is full of ketchup and chocolate. Chris Magyar...
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I guess we were all taught in school that your pledge of allegiance to the flag expired after 24 hours. Chris Magyar...
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Oh say no I wasn't looking up at the time the flag looked pretty sweet huh. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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This ancient manuscript contains the secrets of the Cult of Bordamoch. Most of the secrets are Hitchcock movie...
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Farts must be noble gases because you can't use them to bond with anyone. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 27,...
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