It takes this many tongue depressors to circumnavigate the globe at the Tropic of Capricorn. #NyquilJeopardy Chris...
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Learn moreI don't believe in ghosts will that make them go away? Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 05, 2013
Learn morePeople of all races holding hands and singing "Enter Sandman." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 04, 2013
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Learn more"You gonna eat that?" "Nah, probably just gonna fuck it." Dad humor gets raw. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May...
Learn more"Hole in the O-Zone Layer" is a headline for some bullshit ESPN hasn't gotten around to writing yet. Chris Magyar...
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