Look, I'm just spitballing here, but what if we wet little wads of paper with our tongues and blew them through...
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Do yourself a favor and get mad at yourself for not repaying it. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 27, 2013
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Rolo wants to know when the last time was that you ate a Rolo. Did you forget about Rolo? Look Rolo in the eye...
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I think people are afraid of me because I don't know how to remove blood stains. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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And my bar would be called Coyote Pretty and the bartenders would sit in the corner wearing sundresses and idly...
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I'm not a cross-dresser I just think this dirndl makes my beer gut look smaller. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April...
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But most people only found out about B.I.G. after he became notorious. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 27,...
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We all pitched in and got you this assortment of change. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 27, 2013
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Come on in, everybody, grope hug. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 27, 2013
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The space-time continuum starts with space as the lowest value and end with time as the highest value. Chris Magyar...
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