Heads up: I'm calling people 'hombre' today. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 05, 2013
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There was a day a little more than five years ago when I withdrew a hundred dollar bill from the bank and walked...
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I like big butts, but I can lie. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) April 05, 2013
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Hungry Hungry Hippos National Championship in Corning, Iowa, cancelled due to Councilman Brady embezzling the town...
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Turns out the Zodiac Killer was an ancient, long-presumed-extinct, furry, reptilian beast known as a Kodiakzilla....
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Starting an R&B group called Men II Fogeyz. Must provide own tuxedo with cummerbund. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Sometimes when I'm lonely I go to the pet store and give names to the goldfish. I call today's little buddy Gorrest...
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I've eaten nothing but jellybeans and donuts in the past 12 hours and I don't at all feel like killing small animals...
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Go, Speed User, Go! (Speed User grabs his Chimp and dashes out the door screaming. User X follows, trying to get...
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