'Definition' has five definitions. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 22, 2013
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In real life, when you level up, you lose stamina. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 22, 2013
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I check the stats of my blog because the stats on my Twitter account aren't depressing enough. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Just a dad staying up until 3 am to watch a horror movie on Netflix about child abduction. #thuglife Chris Magyar...
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When you cross post, I'll like it on Instagram if it's sweet, Twitter if it's funny, Facebook if it's cool, and...
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Things that make me cry: photos of dead children and boogers that can't be picked without ripping out some nose...
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Think you're pretty tough, little cereal flake? You don't scare me. I eat cereal flakes like you for breakfast....
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All the negative rhetoric against the police should be redirected toward principals. Fuck the principals. Chris...
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Right away, the combination of crunchy rhythm guitar and cymbal-heavy drumming signals that this isn't Kansas,...
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Keep on parodying the '90s, "Visualize Whirled Peas" guy. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 19, 2013
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