The reason parents don't go out to see movies much is that child development has a great plot and babies are hilarious...
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We realize you have a choice in air. Thank you for choosing Air®-brand air. "Take each breath as if it might be...
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Can't imagine the existential horror of getting a PhD in Lit just to teach Lit students how to get a PhD in Lit....
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DOCTOR: Drink lots of water. ME: I drink so much water every day, I've got water coming out of my ass. TALKING...
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US Magazine should just rename itself Jennifer Aniston's Leathery Cleavage. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March...
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Window decal of my Mumchevy & Sons peeing on your Mumford & Sons. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 25, 2013
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The Power of Positive Thinking is surprisingly similar to the Power of Not Thinking. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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Your 'its' it's you're there to too their two. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 25, 2013
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The bigger they are, the harder they autumn. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 25, 2013
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JESUS: "Take this and drink from it. This is my blood." APOSTLES: 12-man spit take. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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