I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to raise money...
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Saltines are the miracle. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 24, 2013
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People's lives are being changed right now by Innuendo Comedy Night at the South Lamar Furniture and Shag Carpet...
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Never making a bucket list is on my bucket list. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 23, 2013
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"No, the oldest trick in the book is actually peek-a-boo. Let's see how much you wagered." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar)...
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You can bring a horse to water, but you cannot make it pose for bikini photos without a signed release form. Chris...
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this boulder has a huge crush on me oh shit Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 22, 2013
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"Get over yourself! I got over MYself! Why can't YOU get over YOURself! It's easy! Are you even trying?!" -Drunk...
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Son, I'm only going to tell you this once, so listen up: **EPIC BURP** 20,000 points ++HIGH SCORE FOREVER++ Chris...
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www.theatlantic.com I. Jeudi.Yesterday I ate a bad nut on the train to Boston and went into anaphylactic shock....
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