Happy Bad Tips For The Brunch Shift At Chili's Sunday! Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 31, 2013
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The best part of waking up is Folgers in your athletic supporter. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 31, 2013
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The true American Bad-ass is right now deciding between lean and moist meat from the skunk he hath strangled and...
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The only thing more depressing than a bad open mic is my bad open mic. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 31,...
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Basketball games should be 40 seconds long so that every play is AMAZING. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 30,...
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Entire species have evolved to thrive solely on Costco hot dogs. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 30, 2013
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Casper the Friendly Ghost was God's way of preventing Casper the Alcoholic Dad. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March...
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"PUNK ROCK WILL NEVER DIE!!!" I yell in anguish. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 28, 2013
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Masochists are the loophole in the Golden Rule. Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 28, 2013
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I describe my sexuality as "Fan of The Bangles." Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) March 28, 2013
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