This rare earth element is often combined with copper to achieve "sparkle motion" in Korean mobile phones. #NyquilJeopardy Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 06, 2013
I was born in Pope Floats, Arkansas, the only child of a steel-jawed schoolmarm and a rock-and-roll preacher. #NyquilJeopardy Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 06, 2013
My first hit single was covered by a Japanese band called "Todd Jockey" for the film "On the Way to Heaven's Porch." #NyquilJeopardy Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 06, 2013
The greatest love of all is happening to me again. #FullMoon Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 02, 2013
Give it up, Black Manta! *noiwillnevergiveup* Oh yeah? Well, take that. *psshh* And that! *psshh* #FunWithPaperClips Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 07, 2013
Alt+J is the new Daft Punk. #OriginalHipster Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 06, 2013
BEVERLY CLEARY UPDATE: She's 97 years old and still alive. Hug her while you can, America. #MillionHugMarch Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) June 05, 2013
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Irony & Whine #ComedianBands Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
The Umbilichemical Brothers #ComedianBands Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
Whistle while you twerk. #89thpersontotweetajokeprobably Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
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You ever eavesdrop on someone's conversation and think of how you would totally contribute smarter thoughts? #FirstWorldSolutions Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
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Black (People Talk In Movie Theaters) Sabbath #ComedianBands Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
Steve Martin & the Backup Bluegrass Band That Isn't Funny Why Did We Buy These Tickets #ComedianBands Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
Cosby, Stiles, Dratch & Youngman #ComedianBands Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) July 03, 2013
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"My bologna has a first name!" proclaimed this Charles Dickens moppet. #NyquilJeopardy Chris Magyar (@chrisjmagyar) May 06, 2013
